Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 31, 2013

  1. Clouseau
    el8  almost 12 years ago

    Watch it! That cop has a low margerine of tolerance for backtalk.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Time to grease a few palms.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    (Don’t worry, Parkay… you can do that even if you don’t contain any palm oil.)

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Having to walk a little farther would be good for him anyhow….he’s looking kinda tubby.

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    jreckard  almost 12 years ago

    nerts. She’s just like one of the witches goons. o-le-o o-leee-o.

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    rockngolfer  almost 12 years ago

    I buy “I cain’t believe it ain’t butter.”

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    Digital Frog  almost 12 years ago

    It’s an Imperial trap!

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    If you stop eating cheese, you can eat all the butter and drink all the whole milk, (4% butter fat, (cheese: 90%)) that you want…I’m lucky, I’ve never liked cheese. Imagine three or four pats of butter on a baked potato at a restaurant, Mmmmmm..Sour cream? .Go for it…Cheese is icky anyway…..

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    Perkycat  almost 12 years ago

    Just because she’s wearing a Blue Bonnet…….

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  10. Frog4
    Digital Frog  almost 12 years ago

    @Varnes

    not sure what kind of cheese you’re talking about, but the ratio on most common cheeses is about 60%fat/30% protein.(most of the remaining 10% is water) whereas butter is about 80% fat and very little (around 1-2%)protein.

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    iced tea  almost 12 years ago

    It’s Heckavagood!

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