Man: You were speeding on that exit ramp. Why don't you try to be a safer driver? Man: Didn't you see that speed limit sign? Eno: It's not safe to read while driving.
Missouri puts messages up on their roadside electronic sign boards. Things like warnings on drunk driving, fastening your seat belt, etc. The best one was warning you to not drive while distracted. Well officer you see I was trying to see what MoDot was trying to tell us when the incident happened
Llewellenbruce almost 12 years ago
In a minute he’ll be reading his ticket.
el8 almost 12 years ago
You won’t be driving, Eno, after the officer has read you your rights.
rmacprivate almost 12 years ago
Missouri puts messages up on their roadside electronic sign boards. Things like warnings on drunk driving, fastening your seat belt, etc. The best one was warning you to not drive while distracted. Well officer you see I was trying to see what MoDot was trying to tell us when the incident happened
GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago
It’s not safe to text while drive. Reading road signs is manditory.
redbaronss almost 12 years ago
I once got a ticket because I couldn’t see the “No Right Turn on Red Light” sign amidst all the shinier marketing billboards and signs.
Reppr Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I think I am on Eno’s side…. Now that’s a frightening thought.
LingeeWhiz almost 12 years ago
And why do you keep asking me all these silly questions???
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
It’s not safe to eat either but he’s about to have a knuckle sandwich.
sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
good a reason as any!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!