Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 02, 2014

Eyeroll!!!!!

TGIF Cathy clan!

Incredible. She interrupts a date with Irving so she can gossip with her girlfriends about him behind his back? Stay classy, Cathy! eyeroll

I agree, legal eagle. This is YOUR date, Cathy, not your and a group of your girlfriends’ date. There will be plenty of time later to talk about it, but experience it NOW! eyerollGood morning, Cathy clan! I can’t believe there’s not much school left. Eeek!

I agree, legal eagle. This is YOUR date, Cathy, not your and a group of your girlfriends’ date. There will be plenty of time later to talk about it, but experience it NOW! eyerollGood morning, Cathy clan! I can’t believe there’s not much school left. Eeek!

Uh, every woman lets her friends know how any date she’s on is going. We’ve always found a way!

Irving has taken you on a really great date tonight, Cathy [which is STILL going on, by the way!]. Live in the here and now so that you can thoroughly enjoy your evening and gossip with your girl-friends about it tomorrow instead.

Hi, rgcviper!

hendelca: My deepest condolences at the loss of your beloved father. So sorry to hear about that. How are you doing?

lightenup: Now that it’s May and school is close to letting out, when do you leave for Spain?

Hello and Happy Friday, fellow “Cathy” fans. Hope you had a great week . . . and an even better weekend!

When you brush me off at your Tri-Delt House at UM for a dark haired guy, is he the famous Irving??? I called you at the Lambda Chi House, UM, I said something to upset you and you got on your feminine soap box. You told me that you were going to be an ad executive. I didn’t doubt you. Yes, you have anxieties, but you have a strong will. Even it what you were doing would break you.Anyway, I was too busy getting prepared to get drafted. I broke up with one of the nicest girls in my high school. I was a jerk, but she was the kind that would wait for you. Two classmates got married and then got killed in Vietnam. I don’t think you should leave a woman that way.

[SIGH …]

Mind if I jump on the [eye-roll] wagon, too?

HI, MOM. Happy Friday, Clan.

My little girl is 36. In our generation, why is such beautiful girl not married? She goes to Tai Chi class twice a week in Chinatown NYC. Instead of the white silks, she earned a black with green belt. She dances and dances until she is too skinny by her mother’s standards. She loves the NYC clubs. She wants to teach in China.Her aunt finally accepts what I told her. My little girl is happy without a husband.

I hope you told your daughter that at college most guys have girlfriends back at home. Also, do not expect her boyfriend will stay loyal at a resort island when the ratio is 10 girls to every guy.