Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 27, 2014

Hmmmm…have you tried diet and exercise, Cathy? Spandex Is unforgiving, you know… I hope everyone’s day goes smoothly…take some time and smell the roses (they are beautiful this time of year). ;)

Who has more fun than Cathy every year at bathing suit time?

Cathy just think of the frustration you could save by being a nudist……

I have seen many a women who should not be wearing spandex.

Cathy… stop trying to fit into clothes that aren’t your size. You will look and feel a world better. Also, there is a reason that half of every swimsuit section is devoted to cover-ups.

I planned to get in shape this summer but I broke my elbow last Wednesday trying to roller skate on my daughter’s birthday….makes it really difficult to exercise.

Hello Cathy clan, enjoy the rest of your day.

In study hall, the guys and I liked to see big sister, Karen, walk to her table. Karen had a sexy walk. But you had much more, you were an intelligent girl.Peanuts’s Charles Schulz recognized your genius in “Cathy”. Tom says you are his best friend. Tom wrote for Seinfeld, the Simpsons and SNL. But you are his equal.Miss Perfect: You are the size you were 16. But you are never going to have Karen’s walk. Cathy, you can’t have everything.

All these years, I thought I had made you mad. You were just telling that you were going to be an ad executive. I forgot you were the son of your family. Your parents had only three daughters. You were the smart one.You were the good son. I was the bad son. You lived up to the expectations of your parents. Instead of going to Washington DC like my father wanted, I volunteered for Vietnam. I didn’t marry a nice Chinese girl. I married a pretty little Mexican girl. I still remember him asking if the child had Chinese eyes.You were a pretty girl who deserved that beautiful wedding. But you were too busy for their dreams.

Again, Cathy . . . . just go with last year’s model and forget about it. Who besides you is going to know the truth . . . or even care for that matter? All you’re going to do is lay by the pool anyhow — just like last year — so why do you need yet another new swimsuit this year? What a ridiculous waste of money!!!!!

Hi, rgcviper!

Hello and Happy Tuesday, fellow “Cathy” fans. Hope everyone had a really great Memorial Day weekend and a nice day today, too.

Should we be thankful she used the curtain as a cover-up?

Regarding some of the images in the comments: Brain Bleach—stat! Ha.

HI, MOM. Hello, “Cathy” Clan.