Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 09, 2014

OKKKKKKKK, so I am guessing they won’t be going to Europe. So, just Where will they be going? Wherever it is, Irving appears to be planning to do a lot of fun things outdoors. Especially the bee part…actually, it would behoove him to have yellow jacket spray as those nasty things keep on stinging! And, they sting just for the heck of it, too! =-O

These two have been dating since the 70s. Not sure safe sex is required anymore. Cathy’s a modern woman, so she’s definitely on the pill.

It appears their vacation will not take them anywhere near a drug store!

From the looks of it, they must be planning a hiking/camping vacation. Tendon and/or back injury, sunburn, poison oak, dehydration, bee stings, misc. aches, pains and infections . . . not to mention the possibility of tick bites carrying Lyme Disease or Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever for Cathy, Electra and Vivian. Yep. Sounds like a really rockin’ good time to me all right. NOT!!!!! :-P

Up until Irving butted in, Cathy had a really wonderful vacation planned for her and Electra: one where hotels/B&B’s, spas, restaurants, beaches, and museums not only allowed but actually welcomed dogs with open arms to be there with their guardians/pet parents. Now that would have been a really great vacation for the two of them. Too bad Irving had to get involved and ruin all those great plans of hers. Cathy — and by extension, Electra — just don’t seem like the outdoorsy-types when it comes to a much-needed, get-away-from-it-all kind of vacation [otherwise, why make plans to do the exact opposite?]. If she’d had half a brain, she should have told him “No” to a shared vacation once she heard what he wanted to do but she’s so desperate for a boyfriend/husband these days that she would have agree to anything he suggested . . . even laying outside on the hard ground in a tent instead of on a plush, comfy bed in a nice hotel or B&B!!!!!

Hi, rgcviper!

Hello and Happy Saturday, fellow “Cathy” fans. Hope everyone’s having a really nice weekend so far!

Um … if I were Cathy, would I have to have a broken heart to make use of the chocolate? Hope not.

HI, MOM. Greetings, “Cathy” Clan.

I thought they’re already a married couple.