Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 23, 2016

If they don’t fit, then they really aren’t your size then, are they. Only your fantasy size. How many people come up to someone & ask their pant size, or ask to see the size tag?

Gotta wear stretch jeans…or “jeggings” . Problem solved!

leggings, big top, problemo solved.

That’s a good and smart boy, Irving. Run! Run!

This dame is out of control!

Do what Ralph Drabble does: wear sweat pants. Or do like David and Amy Sederis’s dad does: don’t wear pants, just wear your underwear.

I love Cathy.

Actually, I have this problem. It isn’t an exaggeration. For the past 10 years, almost all jeans were manufactured for women with flat rears. Even if I got extremely stretchy jeans, ones that were big enough for my rear were 3-4 inches too large at the waist. I am now reminding myself to go buy more pants before “curvy fit” goes back out of fashion.

What a fool… don’t know why I read this —guess this is the last time - Good Riddance You Stupid woman CathyI

That’s my cat…hold me but don’t touch me….pet me but don’t touch me.

OK. Time to back away slowly from our favorite [nut-job] with my hands raised in self-defense … [Love you, Cathy.]

HI, MOM. Hello, Clan.

Looks like her eating season started many moons ago.