Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 27, 2022
March 26, 2022
March 28, 2022
Transcript:
Saleswoman: Spring, 2000......And the body part of the season is.... Cathy: Don't say the tummy! Don't say the chest! Not the thigh! Not the arm! Not the rear! Not...Not... Saleswoman: The calf! Cathy: Excuse me? Saleswoman: The pasty, bumpy, chunky, veiny 100% nude calf! Cathy: I beg your pardon? Saleswoman: The one part of your body you never thought would give you trouble, now has the power to destroy everything you put on! 44,000 acres of skirts dresses, shorts and capris...All designed to be worn with a bare calf! You can't tan it... Can't really reduce it... And you can't cover it with pantyhose anymore because all the shoes are open-toed sandals! Cathy: WAAH!! Saleswoman: The pouty lip! Also big this season!
C almost 3 years ago
And now you calf instagram too
rmercer Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s nearly 70 square miles. Bigger than your average mall…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Huh. Never really thought much about the calf. It’s sort of the meat that you can share without a care. …until now.
this is summerdog almost 3 years ago
I have only heard of Henry the VIII carrying on about how great his calves were.
hendelca Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Today we need a coloured {eyeroll} emoji.
Need one to look out the window – yet another day of light snow but with below freezing temperatures. Hard to see across the bay but there are definitely fewer ice huts out there now. Today will be the day of mass migration of the huts off the lake except for the few diehards who will wait until Thursday which is the last day possible to leave a hut on the ice. Spring just might get here someday.
I hope you are all enjoying a fun, covid free, day today.
rgcviper almost 3 years ago
Oy. This saleslady ought to be a motivational speaker …
HI, MOM. Happy Sunday, “Cathy” Clan.