Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 28, 2022
Transcript:
Cathy: This one?...This one?...This one?...This one? This one or this one or this one or this one? This one? Or this one? Or this one? Or this one?? Saleswoman: Would you like to use a life-line? Cathy: Yes! Saleswoman: Poll the audience? 50-50? Or phone a friend? Cathy: Poll the audience!...Which top looks better on me?? Women: Tan! Gray! Green! Blue! Cathy: AACK! Inconclusive! I'll use my 50-50! Saleswoman: ...Bing! Blue and tan are eliminated! Cathy: But blue and tan were my favorites! Phone a friend!! Hello, mom! In 30 seconds, tell me if I look better in the unreturnable green or gray top!! Mom (from phone): Why are you wasting your money on more tops?? Cathy: AACK!! I've used up all my lifelines and I haven't even gotten to shoes! I'm out! Loser! Loser!! Saleswoman: This has been another thrilling edition of "who wants to drive the salesclerk crazy?"
dlkrueger33 about 2 years ago
Buy two….take them home and wait and see how you feel tomorrow. You can return one. That’s what I do. (But sometimes I keep BOTH. LOL)
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago
If you get a chance to phone a friend for a big deal, I wouldn’t recommend calling mom or dad. Win or lose, you’ll never hear the end of it.
SnowBunny12 about 2 years ago
I love mom’s response. Cathy definitely doesn’t need more tops. Or shoes.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE about 2 years ago
Curtis is worse off.https://www.seattlepi.com/comics-and-games/
rgcviper about 2 years ago
Ha! I was addicted to “Millionaire” back in the day, so this one hits home. Not sure how helpful those lifelines were for Cathy, but at least she tried, right? Hope they at least give her a consolation prize—though I don’t seem to recall “Millionaire” doing those. Fun one—final answer!
HI, MOM. Happy Sunday, “Cathy” Clan.
Gretchen's Mom about 2 years ago
I agree with Cathy’s mom: she’s wasting money buying more tops when she’s already got too many as it is (and don’t get me started on the massive amount of shoes she has either!). But if the blue and tan ones are her favorites, then why is she considering any other colors? She should just get the two she likes best and move on. Scary as it is to me, I can totally relate to Cathy sometimes. But then there’s the other times when pretty much everything she says and does makes absolutely no sense whatsoever and just makes my head hurt! :-P
.
Hi, rgcviper! :-)
.
Hello and Happy Sunday, fellow Cathy fans. Hope you all had a really great weekend! ♥
hendelca Premium Member about 2 years ago
I do think we all agree that Cathy does not need any more tops or shoes.
Fun day today. My wife’s church’s Sunday school picnic was held on our property this afternoon. They more people turn up here than normally show up for services since Covid hit. Good time was had my all. My main job was to taxy via golf cart those who could not handle the walk from the driveway to the beach. Spending a good part of a hot but windy afternoon bombing around on a golf cart made it a good day for me. I hope everyone else had a good day today too.