Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 11, 2013

Seems appropriate but I would prescribe 3 different, to be taken at different moments of the day. Much more effective.

Is it covered under Obamacare? Probably, but they’re still reading the bill.

Don’t sugar pills lead to diabetes?

Thanks, I’ll pay you with a rubber check.

Yes, one containing plenty of sugar, caffeine and just a drop of opium, for good measure.

He’s definitely a hypochondriac, even has a note from his gynecologist to prove it.

He thinks he has problems now, wait until his acute hypochondria becomes chronic hypochondria. Then he’ll have to befered to a specilist.

used to date a cute hypochondria. called her my little placebo from arecibo. or was it maracaibo? i dough know!