Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 21, 2013

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    Linux0s  over 11 years ago

    Problem is you eat when you’re board.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 11 years ago

    So he’s now a 4×2.

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    I feel your pain…

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    Superfrog  over 11 years ago

    I’m getting lumber pains.

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    TiffWHO  over 11 years ago

    The only way he’ll fit now is if he’s changed into a couple table legs.

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    TiffWHO  over 11 years ago

    Does he “Pine” for the good ‘ol days? (Sorry, couldn’t resist pun, urge was too strong.)

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    orinoco womble  over 11 years ago

    He can only dream of getting cut abs.“Fatty, fatty two by fourCouldn’t get through the bathroom doorSo he did it on the floor,Licked it up and did some more.”Ahhh, childhood. Whoever said kids were innocent, never had any. (Never had older siblings, either.)

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Aw, she’s just gotten a little rough…

    A visit to the dermatologist… boom…she’s S4S again, and everything fits.

    Wish that worked for humans!

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    PICTO  over 11 years ago

    Just how does a board become a beam?

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    zman111666  over 11 years ago

    Wood… heh heh

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    jimpallas  over 11 years ago

    But 2×4s have gotten thinner.??

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    Digital Frog  over 11 years ago

    Just needs a little sprucing up and he could be a real stud again.

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    xpurplezebra  over 11 years ago

    omg a square woody!

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    bmonk  over 11 years ago

    Go out with a railroad tie, and she will look comparatively skinny. And be ready for a black tie event. . . .

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    blunebottle  over 11 years ago

    Well, it looks like female eyelashes to me….

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