Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 09, 2013

Calvin really shouldn’t be the author of a self-help book, but he just can’t help himself.

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George Carlin pointed out that it’s not “self help”, it’s “help”.

Get the first run off the press,then work on the sequel.Sounds like easy money hope some body does not get one out first.In case its a small market.

“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose." – Stephen Wright

If anyone needs help, Calvin does. He should be buying How To Stay Focused In the Class Room.

The sequel could be called: “Still here, huh?”

so true

Calvin is the last person who should be offering advice about thinking about someone other than yourself.

“What, me worry?”

Calvin is writing a self-help book for those who vote for democrats. And he’s right. If it works he won’t need a sequel.

How is self help different from philosophy and psychology and religious sermons in general?

The unemployment rate just went up again, thousands of therapist now looking for work.

How about “How to protect yourself from people who read self help books”???

Brilliant!!

I love the look on Hobbes’ face in the 4th panel

You won’t get anywhere with THAT title, Calvin… Sorry to say.

LOL xxx

We need to hook him up with little Danae from Non Sequitur!

This demonstrates that Self-help books follow that old adage:

“Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach.”

I once knew a fellow who tried selling hearing aids door-to-door. He almost starved to death because the people who needed his product never knew he was there!

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Great plan Calvin!

I’ve written two, they’re selling “ok”.