F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 07, 2013

Did the cop forget to take his memory-enhancing medication? (Hi, everyone, “backwards MORMON” here. Sorry I’ve absent for a about week. My profile went screwy somehow. So “templo SUD” my new GoComics name from now on.)

“Are you going to invite me to the ball?”

“Cops don’t have balls.”

[stoned cop walks up to the van, where Pedro and Man have been trying to switch who’s driving] Cop: What do you guys want? Pedro: Nothing. Cop: Hey, do you mind if I have a, bite of your hot dog? Pedro: Huh? No man, here, take the whole thing. [the cop takes a huge bite] Pedro: Want some fritos? Cop: [through a mouthful of hot dog] no, this is fine! Thank you! Hey, you fellas have a nice day, okay? Man Stoner: Hey man, what was that dude’s trip? I mean what was he on, man? Pedro: Man, I don’t know but I wish we had some of it! – Up In Smoke (Man is on the floor)

“Is it because of my beguiling hazel eyes?”

My surprise is that he actually admitted that!!

But I’m gonna give you a ticket anyway…

Looks like he also forgot how to spell “remember”!

“Because I’m the only one going slow enough for you to catch?”

rememeber?

Maybe bad spelling?