Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 14, 2013

I told my grandson, in no uncertain terms, why I was way too young to be a great-grandfather !

I’m having an hard enough time dealing with the fact that my oldest is turning 50 and the youngest 40 ! Especially, since I’m only 39 !!!!

From his looks, shouldn’t it be Buz?

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: ‘So I hear you’re getting married?’ ‘Yep!’ ‘Do I know her?’ ‘Nope!’ ‘This woman, is she good looking?’ ‘Not really.’ ‘Is she a good cook?’ ‘Naw, she can’t cook too well.’ ‘Does she have lots of money?’ ‘Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’ ‘Well, then, is she good in bed?’ ‘I don’t know.’ ‘Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’‘Because she can still drive!’

and they’ll all be born 45 years old.

I am so thrilled to be on the Planet of Valentines with Penny. We read 7 of the same comic strips. Yipeee.

I’m guessing he didn’t agree to make the kid for his own gratification. Uh, you know what I mean. Plus, an 80 year old Steve Martin will still probably be pretty capable of dealing with a teenager.

Has Biz’s great grandson been told about this?

say what

She would have to marry his great grandson and bear his child. Optimistic I’d say.