Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 27, 2013

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    Next endeavor: Rat’s Lazer Tatoo Removal.

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    Proginoskes  almost 12 years ago

    @ garrettthegreat59: Because Pastis can’t draw hair.

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    YokohamaMama  almost 12 years ago

    Thus the poor enunciation.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Hey, I go through the check out lines at the grocery store……Jen always seems to be having a hard time….I feel for her..leave her alone people….and stop breaking up with her..Her life is tough enough. as it is……..

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    Destiny23  almost 12 years ago

    That guy had better hope he never ends up in prison!

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    Yontrop  almost 12 years ago

    “That dark patch on top of the tee shirt is chest hair…”and if it were transplanted to his head, he would look just like Silvio Berlusconi.

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    knight1192a  almost 12 years ago

    What show was it that said never tattoo the name of you’re girlfriend (it was a straight guy saying it) anywhere on your body cause if you break up with her you’ll not be able to remove her name? I know it was an old show cause it was before the introduced the laser removal process and they were saying there was no way to remove the tattoo at all.

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    llargiader  almost 12 years ago

    “Rattoos.”

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    PICTO  almost 12 years ago

    The Cartwright’s hired hand gets some ink.

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    vwdualnomand  almost 12 years ago

    in the next 20 years, there will be a lot of tattooed ladies.

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    jhandini  almost 12 years ago

    I am so pissed. I didn’t know there were animated shorts out there! They’re hilarious!

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    Sisyphos  almost 12 years ago

    It’s time for The Revenge of Job! Whoops! Sorry. I enunciate poorly. That’s The Revenge of BOB!

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    finale  almost 12 years ago

    Will any of the Crocs show up for a tat? Send in the DB (Designated Bob).

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    dreadlokz  almost 12 years ago

    Oopsies!

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    So far this week, we’ve got Rat-a-tat-tat.

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    HankTheSock  almost 12 years ago

    @llargiader you beat me to it…

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    jessegooddoggy  almost 12 years ago

    When did Rat become the main character? I really really miss the crocs and zeeba…

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 12 years ago

    Rat could change it to “I love Benji.” All his coworkers at the steel plant could think he loves the dog from children’s movies from the 1970s.

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    Davison77  almost 12 years ago

    Rat-a-tat-tattoo

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 12 years ago

    No problem, Fat Bald Guy — just add “& Jerry’s” and no one will think anything of it.

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    xpurplezebra  almost 12 years ago

    I love BenGay

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    Number Three  almost 12 years ago

    Oooooops!

    xxx

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 12 years ago

    ink a dink a do

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    It could have said I love my girl Bill

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    jcomics52  almost 12 years ago

    Rat must have thought he was gay.

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    xall2h1  almost 12 years ago

    Ahhh… try to use big confusing words like “enunciating” to not get them mad…

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    YokohamaMama  almost 12 years ago

    Johnny Depp changed his Winona Forever tattoo to Wino Forever.

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    TlaribA  over 5 years ago

    I noticed that his eyes pop out when he says “I Love Jen.”

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    leopardglily  9 months ago

    Accidentally got a gay tattoo

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