Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 14, 2013

Well, he has her for a few moments, at least. ♥

When is he going to learn that surprising Eva will always turn out bad.

This breakup is going to leave a mark

So doesn’t remind me of Lionel Richie and/or Huey Lewis.

She still has her scissors on her…

Before or after she starts beating him with it?

Can’t escape now, Lio. You’re going to suffer.

She’s gotta hand it to him.

Well, this should be interesting…

I’m sure Eva will want to cut this relationship short.

Rule 1 – go for the eyes.

I give him points for creative thinking. Five, to be exact, since that’s all he’ll be able to count on his fingers when this is over.

Oh, and thanks, templo SUD … now both of those songs are stuck in my head …

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone … especially to my valentine, who will be getting a takeout dinner from Olive Garden before her class tonight. ;-)

No lie…this is how I met my wife, some 28 years ago. We’re still glued together!

I hope he’s wearing a cup

Well done Lio! Too bad Eva’s going to beat you up.

Mr. Tatulli’s fortunate outcome to the contrary notwithstanding, I fear that for Lio this cannot turn out well. I hope he doesn’t lose his hand in what might be a very messy “divorce.”Happy St. Valentine’s Day to Lio, Eva Rose, the Tatulli household, and all the rest of the folks, real and imagined, who congregate here!

Nothing a hacksaw can’t fix

This should be good.

I wonder how Eva gets out of this

Like many trapped animals, she’ll chew off a limb to escape. Only it’ll be one of his.

stuck in the middle with you…

If you are set on trying something like this, do yourself a favor and spend a little more time writing the card.