Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 01, 2013

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    el8  over 11 years ago

    Technically profficient, but still a dumb cluck.

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    Linux0s  over 11 years ago

    Not to be confused with your castanet girl who goes clack.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 11 years ago

    The yolk’s on them.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 11 years ago

    All of them work on a poultry sum.

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    emptc12  over 11 years ago

    Animals knew about computers long before humans did, as Walt Whitman realized when he wrote,

    “I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars,And the pismire is equally perfect, and a grain of sand, and the egg of the wren,And the tree-toad is a chef-d’oeuvre for the highest,AND THE RUNNING BLACKBERRY would adorn the parlors of heaven,And the narrowest hinge in my hand puts to scorn all machinery,And the cow CRUNCHING [NUMBERS] with depress’d head surpasses any statue,AND A MOUSE is miracle enough to stagger sextillions of infidels.”

    Walt Whitman (1819 – 1892)

    He was, after all, one of the Transcendentalists.

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    el8  over 11 years ago

    ouch!

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    emptc12  over 11 years ago

    Good grief, I see SEXT in there, too. And TREE-TOAD might be an upcoming Apple OS upgrade

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    jack fairbanks  over 11 years ago

    ever since she took up with that snob rooster from the other side of the fence, she’s been parlay-voo-ing that there lingo crap!

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