Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 08, 2013

LOVE this strip!

They should visit a Tack store where Marigold could spend the day checking out all the equine cosmetics and fashion accessories. The hoof polish, shampoos, show shine, glitter paint …

“Unicorn Pedicurist” must look good on a beautician’s resume!

Heh heh… good material there, Marigold.

POV is every thing…

@DanaDana Bianca looks to be a marvelous lady… : )

Hands down, the most beautifully-drawn roller-skating unicorn I’ve ever seen. Perfect from every angle.

..i’m devastated :(( – I thought Marigold was naturally beautiful, but I find out that she uses HOOF POLISH??? I was soooo naive!…

1st rule of comedy Marigold, know your audience. Remember the Jerry Seinfeld American Express Commercial set in England? Point is try telling Phoebe jokes she can relate to like Unicorn boogers or or annoying brats who tease you or maybe some thing about buts.

Just avoid those off color Unicorn jokes like “yo mama’s horn so small…” or “A horse a Purple Unicorn and a Pegasus walk in to a Barn..” or that one about the Dryad and the Sphinx’s daughter.

Those kind of jokes are just in poor taste and are only funny when your 14 and know your saying bad words but don’t yet understand how hurtful and mean those jokes can be. Thankfully most of us grow out of that phase. Those who don’t write for FOX.

Then you have the jokes that go over the head of most humans like “two unicorns were walking past a lawn and one got hungry and ate some. the 2nd asked how does it taste?” and the 1st said “tastes like Fescues.”

now that might be funny to YOU but it goes over the heads of most humans.

And don’t do any of your human jokes either. I don’t think Phoebe would appreciate material based on being pink, squishy and inferior.

Or is it?