Ralph: ... And don't forget my senior discount!
Clerk: You bet, Ralph! You look pretty good for a man of 80!
Ralph: What makes you think I'm 80??
Clerk: You've been asking for the senior discount for 15 years!
@TrapperJohn: I remember a Sunday strip years ago when Ralph is on a diet but still wants a donut. He goes in, asks for one, but the worker tells him it’s BOGO … then Ralph’s up to a half-dozen … a dozen … then boxes of donuts because of the deals. So much for the diet!
2252895 over 11 years ago
OOPS!
Gerald Henley over 11 years ago
Senior discounts in Oklahoma start at 55!
opentomeet over 11 years ago
AARP senior discounts start at 50 don’t they?
Auntie Socialist over 11 years ago
Actually since Norman was in college in the ’80s, 80 would be about right!
Jeff0811 over 11 years ago
Ralph must be having a senior moment.
QuietStorm27 over 11 years ago
College students can receive discounts at a lot of places.
GGR over 11 years ago
@TrapperJohn: I remember a Sunday strip years ago when Ralph is on a diet but still wants a donut. He goes in, asks for one, but the worker tells him it’s BOGO … then Ralph’s up to a half-dozen … a dozen … then boxes of donuts because of the deals. So much for the diet!
robert423elliott over 1 year ago
@GGR……Reminds me of the joke where the wife comes home from shopping and tells her husband, “You won’t believe how much money I saved us!”