The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 19, 2013

Now, now, Sister. The pun is old and honored, even if it makes you groan.

Ba-da-boom!

She’s about to get cast into the Abbess.

It was Mother Superior’s job to keep the nuns away from bad habits. Sister Superintendant is just tired of being overrulered.

See her expression?

If you’re gonna be unconventional, you just have to be oblivious to the veiled threats.I oughta know.

I’ve always though that puns like that should be followed immediately by a few strategically placed divine lightening strikes.

Easy for her to say; she sees everything in black or white.

Oh dear…I know you can do better than that. Have you ever seen the vid of the nuns playing football (soccer).

One of these days, she’s going to scapul- her.

Look out if she takes the Cincture off.

Punny nun

Wimple was a clue on Jeopardy yesterday.

I went to Catholic school but there were no nuns left. Or none nuns!

They ain’t had nun and they don’t want nun.

I worked my way through Methodist seminary teaching square dancing at a black parochial high school. (Back in Jim Crow days.) The primary function of the nuns there (all white) seemed to be preventing my students from having any fun in class.

Don’t you dare.

or juggling chainsaws maybe??

Didn’t the Pythons do a skit on Nuns acting like hooligans one time. I remember one about old ladies but I thought they did one on nuns. Oh well it was back in the mid 70’s. I vaguely remember some times. I think it was the hazy, smoky days of a youth searching for his ………….. Oops drifted off again. (Wow the colors!!!!!!! There like, you know, ummm, wow, yeah, umm Dude!)My favorite Nun was Sister Mary Elephant (Cheech and Chong) WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you.