Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 13, 2013

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    Michael McGinnis Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I used to be a happy child, but because of conversations like this, I have groan.

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 11 years ago

    GROAN, indeed.

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    pouncingtiger  over 11 years ago

    Try counting ants in your sleep.

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    gosfreikempe  over 11 years ago

    Bad puns are the best puns!

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    Arianne  over 11 years ago

    That’ll teach him to get a snootful at bedtime!

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    hippogriff  over 11 years ago

    Formic! That’s what ant acid is.

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    bmonk  over 11 years ago

    Yes. The one with the theme that went:

    “Dead ant . . . dead ant . . . dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant! Dead a-a-a-ant!”

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    Michelle Morris  over 11 years ago

    “The Ant and the Aardvark” from “The Pink Panther Show”.

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    snarky1941  over 11 years ago

    Isn’t it time for an uncle joke? Of course, that could be very depressing.

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    chromosome Premium Member over 11 years ago

    He needs an ant-idote.

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    goblyn  over 11 years ago

    nice one :)

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    JediSQL Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Why is his tongue coming out of his nostril?

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