Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 10, 2013

Doubt that works…..

the geritol for lunch bunch, yawn…

It also never works. ;)

More proof that Wiley is actually a woman.

Without wanting to be misconstrued, that’s a hell of a hand job they’re wrestling with.

I got tired just watching

Nap time will not be denied.

waiting for the day when adult diapers are mandatory and attending the senior special at 3pm

Dang, I only wish it were that easy to get to sleep.

The older they get, the more they revert to adolescence? I don’t think men ever grow out of adolescence. We like it that way.

rape and joke are mutually exclusive

Why would they be trying to impress you at their age? I’m close to that age so I should know.

i thought the little blue pill was the savior of all men over the age of 45.

What struck me was the name of the ALC, Shady Glynn !There is in Bolton, Connecticut an Ice Cream Parlor/Restaurant ( a precursor to Friendly’s ) that has been there since the ’30’s. The name is Shady Glen !What tickled me was that the original owner trained her waitresses to get the dishes, cups, glasses etc. off the counter quickly, so as not to encourage the customers to loiter. She wanted to turn those seats and booths rapidly for new customers and she wasn’t subtle about it.Whenever my mother was trying to hurry us kids up, at the dinner table, we’d accuse her pulling a Shady Glenn !My brother and I still use that term. BTW Last time I was up in Conn. we went there, and they still " move you along ", although much more politely.Thanks Wiley, for nudging an old memory !

One solution and one solution only…..NEVER get old….and always keep an extra set of marbles around …just in case you lose the ones God gave ya!

Seriously, my grandpa used to joke about all the “gals” who whould try to chase him around when ever he went to the senior center.