Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 17, 2013

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    Rod Gonzalez  almost 12 years ago

    OOOOOOOGGGGHHHH . . .

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    Linguist  almost 12 years ago

    Mort’s Mortuary You stab ’em, We slab ’em !

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    oldpine52  almost 12 years ago

    Mort’s Mortuary and Bordello: we take care of all your needs, coming and going!

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    rshive  almost 12 years ago

    I took one of those in college. They told me I should be a shepherd.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Will Shoe bury the story?

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    GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    As long as you can find someone to fill the box.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 12 years ago

    Could someone cue The Price Is Right “Loser Horns” on both of those one-liners?! Oh, my!

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    SilverRain  almost 12 years ago

    On the bright side, you never go out of business until someone invents immortality serum or something.

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    J Short  almost 12 years ago

    Mort looks like he might be the kind that nibbles while he works.

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    boldyuma  almost 12 years ago

    Mort said.."Are you hungry..would you like a cold sandwich

    got one right here?"

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    travburg1  almost 12 years ago

    Mort has a creepy resemblance to a buzzard (vulture). He also looks fairly well fed, for a buzzard. Seems like a good career choice to me.

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    Reppr Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Shades of Pogo: Sarcophagus McCabre

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    prrdh  almost 12 years ago

    Just make sure you don’t bury the lede, Cosmo.

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    RevvieQuar  almost 12 years ago

    “Sebastian, drop whomever you’re doing! We’ve got a LIVE one!”

    (From “Ajax Mortuary”, courtesy of Hudson and Landry. Brilliant sketch.)

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    le-roy  almost 12 years ago

    My ex-brother-in-law was a mortician. He said he enjoyed working with people.

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    danlarios  almost 12 years ago

    till death do we part

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    boldyuma  almost 12 years ago

    Mortuary sign spotted in Alabama said..“You’re In Good Hands With….Last State.”

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    rugratz2222  almost 12 years ago

    old billboard sign (may have been a photoshopped pic) … 2 mortuaries, no hospital … drive safely, we’ll wait.

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