OOOOOOOGGGGHHHH . . .
Mort’s Mortuary You stab ’em, We slab ’em !
Mort’s Mortuary and Bordello: we take care of all your needs, coming and going!
I took one of those in college. They told me I should be a shepherd.
Will Shoe bury the story?
As long as you can find someone to fill the box.
Could someone cue The Price Is Right “Loser Horns” on both of those one-liners?! Oh, my!
On the bright side, you never go out of business until someone invents immortality serum or something.
Mort looks like he might be the kind that nibbles while he works.
Mort said.."Are you hungry..would you like a cold sandwich
got one right here?"
Mort has a creepy resemblance to a buzzard (vulture). He also looks fairly well fed, for a buzzard. Seems like a good career choice to me.
Shades of Pogo: Sarcophagus McCabre
Just make sure you don’t bury the lede, Cosmo.
“Sebastian, drop whomever you’re doing! We’ve got a LIVE one!”
(From “Ajax Mortuary”, courtesy of Hudson and Landry. Brilliant sketch.)
My ex-brother-in-law was a mortician. He said he enjoyed working with people.
till death do we part
Mortuary sign spotted in Alabama said..“You’re In Good Hands With….Last State.”
old billboard sign (may have been a photoshopped pic) … 2 mortuaries, no hospital … drive safely, we’ll wait.
Rick McKee
Rod Gonzalez almost 12 years ago
OOOOOOOGGGGHHHH . . .
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Mort’s Mortuary You stab ’em, We slab ’em !
oldpine52 almost 12 years ago
Mort’s Mortuary and Bordello: we take care of all your needs, coming and going!
rshive almost 12 years ago
I took one of those in college. They told me I should be a shepherd.
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Will Shoe bury the story?
GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago
As long as you can find someone to fill the box.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 12 years ago
Could someone cue The Price Is Right “Loser Horns” on both of those one-liners?! Oh, my!
SilverRain almost 12 years ago
On the bright side, you never go out of business until someone invents immortality serum or something.
J Short almost 12 years ago
Mort looks like he might be the kind that nibbles while he works.
boldyuma almost 12 years ago
Mort said.."Are you hungry..would you like a cold sandwich
got one right here?"
travburg1 almost 12 years ago
Mort has a creepy resemblance to a buzzard (vulture). He also looks fairly well fed, for a buzzard. Seems like a good career choice to me.
Reppr Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Shades of Pogo: Sarcophagus McCabre
prrdh almost 12 years ago
Just make sure you don’t bury the lede, Cosmo.
RevvieQuar almost 12 years ago
“Sebastian, drop whomever you’re doing! We’ve got a LIVE one!”
(From “Ajax Mortuary”, courtesy of Hudson and Landry. Brilliant sketch.)
le-roy almost 12 years ago
My ex-brother-in-law was a mortician. He said he enjoyed working with people.
danlarios almost 12 years ago
till death do we part
boldyuma almost 12 years ago
Mortuary sign spotted in Alabama said..“You’re In Good Hands With….Last State.”
rugratz2222 almost 12 years ago
old billboard sign (may have been a photoshopped pic) … 2 mortuaries, no hospital … drive safely, we’ll wait.