Monty by Jim Meddick for March 04, 2013
March 03, 2013
March 05, 2013
Transcript:
Doctor, I love dating Neanderthals! I gave Oomuka some seashells and she's treating it like serious bling! And last night instead of going to the movies, we just watched a garter snake molt... Talk about cheap dates! So tonight, we're going out for dinner... She wants hoonk wee... See... She gave me a little spear... What is a hoonk wee? I don't know. Probably a ground squirrel or something... Hoonk wee!!
tattooedcyberidiot almost 12 years ago
Looks like it’s flowers for dinner again
Chalkeye almost 12 years ago
She couldn’t possibly be hungry for Months.Just has a huge Apeatite. Prolly ate too many of the Apericots Monty brung from the future [really scraped shaped her Apexpressions.. I think Monty indelibly altered the past. We may find if that’s in-belly be so real soon, soylently
Aussie Down Under almost 12 years ago
What a boar. Tusk, tusk, tusk.
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Hoonk wee good! Strips of belly fried with eggs in morning, yummy! Must use ritual Tiny Spear to prove you are Big Man!I’m surprised Prof didn’t know that name.
Darryl Heine almost 12 years ago
This is week 4 of Monty in Neanderthal times.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
I bet she hogs it all……
Bobongo almost 12 years ago
He’ll wee in his bison skin when he sees that thing.
2011worldchamps almost 12 years ago
Aww snap Monty is about to get some……..if he survives din din that is.
jimbeauga almost 12 years ago
Sounds just like Bobby Petrino when he skulked out of Atlanta… Better looking, though.
ramonesfan almost 12 years ago
Be kinda cool to put Oomuka on “Real Housewives of New Jersey” to see how she gets along with the other Neanderthals. She wouldn’t have to shave her legs