Monty by Jim Meddick for March 06, 2013
March 05, 2013
March 07, 2013
Transcript:
My research is done. We returned to the 21st century and two hours... But Doc... I... I can't just leave Oomuka! We got a serious relationship here. We're exploring some heavy emotional stuff right now... Very well. But if you stay in join together in the bonds of Aalukan, you must defeat Oomuck, a rival suitor on the other hand, there are some lifestyle/hobby issues between us that I don't see ever resolving...
Tue Elung-Jensen over 11 years ago
Oomock seems like a nice neanderthal though.
tattooedcyberidiot over 11 years ago
There’s your proof that modern humans have neanderthal genes. That Oomock looks exactly like Gene Simmons
Varnes over 11 years ago
Hey, leggo my…oh oh…..
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
He’s breaking her heart the unfeeling cad.
Sir Osis of Liver over 11 years ago
Uh, not sure… they happen to be precisely at the time the Cubs were winning World Series…
jimbeauga over 11 years ago
Let’s see, Monty… Oomock is wearing only a jock strap and you’re wearing one of Oomuka’s leopard print dresses. I think you should run away.
Nortley over 11 years ago
Could be a battle of the moobs.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
O tears of love lost.
SwimsWithSharks over 11 years ago
This is just like the ending of Casablanca, almost.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
From Monty’s 60s-ish, “free love” talk, I think he wouldn’t want to join in the bonds of aalukan anyway. “Hey, it’s been fun, Oomuka! See ya some time!” (Besides, Oomock looks kinda beefy and fit, unlike our eponymous hero.)
boldyuma over 11 years ago
Time to blow this pre-history popsicle stand..