Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 05, 2013
March 04, 2013
March 06, 2013
Transcript:
Cactus: McLuvyah, how'd you bust outta my hoosegow? Rip: My wife busted him... wait! Why were you in jail? Cactus: Folks were complaining about him marryin' them without a license. McLuvyah: Licenses are for pets, sheriff! The heart needs no permission! Rip: So then I'm off the hoo - I mean, Cobra and I were never legally married? McLuvyah: How would you define "legally"? Please don't hit me! Scottish blood is terrible for beards! Cactus: You'll have to yell. He's skipping down the road like a schoolgirl polecat.
Rod Gonzalez over 11 years ago
Well . . . that is disappointing.
Especially when a simliar plot twist had been used in The Flintstones and Gilligan’s Island.
Kali39 over 11 years ago
Is Rip getting younger with each story arc? Or is it just that he’s been acting like a baby for the last three weeks?
frogsandravens over 11 years ago
Bummer!
Chrisdiaz801 over 11 years ago
As I had suspected. Ouch!
Chithing Premium Member over 11 years ago
He didn’t have to look that happy about it.A-and what’s a schoolgirl polecat, anyway?
LookingGlass Premium Member over 11 years ago
“FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANK JESUS I’M FREE AT LAST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bobgrins over 11 years ago
I never knew Rip was a Golden Gopher. Go U of MN!
mntim over 11 years ago
I can tell you from personal experience, those winters toughen you up.
johnrussco over 11 years ago
that bummed me out soooo bad.
Kydex29 over 11 years ago
Come on, Rip – did you or did you not say “I do”? Not “legally” married, yes. Off the hook? Not so much. (c:
alleyoops Premium Member over 11 years ago
Good news! Cobra is single again.
ewalnut over 11 years ago
So what happened to all that money she told him to deposit?
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
News like that can really change a man.Look what it did to the logo on Rip’s shirt.
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
I hope he’s ready to tell RJ that he (once again!) does not have a mommy anymore.
Chrisdiaz801 over 11 years ago
Oh, yeah, he did go to Jared. Cobra won’t let Rip forget that, if she takes him back.
DorianKTB over 11 years ago
But isn’t R.J. an emancipated adult or something? Even if not, I doubt this “marriage” is over just yet! :-)
mabrndt Premium Member over 11 years ago
The strip Wikipedia page says Mr. Thompson lives in North Carolina. The Gophers beat the Tar Heels the last time they played, albeit almost 2½ yrs ago.@Dan Thompson: Is the Gophers T shirt because you lost a bet on that game? because Mr. Schulz was from MN? or did you attend the U of MN?
francisrossi over 11 years ago
Hopefully a swerve, else it’s barely a step up from “then I woke up and it was all a dream” endings.
Veridian over 11 years ago
Quiet, Stealthy HUGPOUNCESSZZZ! to all my favourite Hooligans, Sorry I’ve been MIA for almost 2 weeks but I’m feeling much better now… Speaking of MIA though….Has ANYONE heard from Linda Dean? and the Thought for Today :
Democracy : Two Wolves and One Sheep discussing a Lunch Menu proposal.Liberty : One well armed Sheep disputing the Proposal!