Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 27, 2013

Actually it’s probably empty…. but fishing for compliments.

If it actually had any koi to feed , it would probably do nothing but carp.

Nothing to carp about……Are the fish from Finland…?…Kinda makes my head swim…

Dogsniff…. that’s great news… cos they already have two little gills.

Varnes…. don’t spend too much time pondering….

I dunno, win…. gefilte fish iS pretty murky…. but I don’t wanna carp.I’ll only say it’s a good thing that it tastes better than it looks!

Hey, win…. if it were on two levels they might need some lox.

It’s a coy koi. I like it!

Don’t be coy with me.

Fish jokes! I like my humor a little more up-scale please, I’m a Pisces.

Did they buy the Wendy’s fish, or did they go for the real McKoi?

Today’s strip is in danger of jumping the shark……

rekam…. I know I know…. I pretty much think of it as all carp…. but I don’t carp about that either, even though some people consider it fishy.

I don’t blame people who have a (fish?) bone to pick with what I’ll say for a joke….

Go fish!