Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 25, 2013

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    margueritem  almost 12 years ago

    He’s your go-to guy!

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    Lio: an alien-race chaser.

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    Bill Thompson  almost 12 years ago

    In re Earth v. Flying Saucers (1956), the prosecution alleged that the defendants illegaly parked on Federal territory . . .

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    zero  almost 12 years ago

    We know how the ET got there. How did Lio? ;-)

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    Kali39  almost 12 years ago

    ALIEN: We don’t need your help. We already know where your leaders live……So what are they doing in Washington DC?

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    pouncingtiger  almost 12 years ago

    Is that Lars’ (from Non Sequitur) father?

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    We got billions of ’em!

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    Kvasir42 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Better not introduce him to Dr. Who, if he’s from the wrong kind of planet.

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    tuna1  almost 12 years ago

    Lio: Intergalactic Ambulance Chaser..

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    Jml58  almost 12 years ago

    Take me to your lawyer.

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    cptvdo1  almost 12 years ago

    Lio the ambulance chaser. How appropriate.

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    Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Uh oh.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 12 years ago

    Careful, Lio! Space aliens are well-known to be big fans of “Henry 6th, Part Two”, with the immortal quote: “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”

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    Sisyphos  almost 12 years ago

    How awkward! I mean, everyone can have an occasional fender-bender, but this is definitely not going to play well in the scandal-sheets! I hope Lio is good at the job his card promises!

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    skipper1992  almost 12 years ago

    Funny, the “Strongarm” guy here in Denver often appears on television in Denver wearing the same grin. On the other hand, if I had a line of people willing to go on television and market my ability to get them million-dollar settlements, I might be grinning like that myself.

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    byamrcn  almost 12 years ago

    He’s going to need a lawyer—what he did is a Capitol offense.

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    tazz555  almost 12 years ago

    Hm…sue the US giverment for putting a flying hizzard there. It was bound to happen

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    Jonathan Bridge Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    So that’s what happened to the aliens in “Independence Day” who survived, if there were any. Lio got them off easy.

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    goprendek  almost 12 years ago

    “Doctor Marvin – we need your parking spot”

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