Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 25, 2013
Transcript:
Danae: Do you know what today is? Ned: Hmm... let me think. It's Monday.. the start of a new week of school, so it must be another National Everybody Shut Up Day, right? Danae: That's ri... Actually, it's International Everybody Shut Up, and Don't Make Fun of Me Day. Ned: Ah, yes... here it is in the world news section.
el8 over 11 years ago
STFU Day.
Superfrog over 11 years ago
I wasn’t going to say anything.
Roofers over 11 years ago
We love Danae so much we named one of our cats after her. They have the same personality
alviebird over 11 years ago
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Peabody-Martini over 11 years ago
Gonna be a bad day when she gets old enough to realize that no one gives a rats a$$, family included.
wndrwrthg over 11 years ago
Well, in that case, I feel it is my duty to speak.
pbarnrob over 11 years ago
They’ve got ‘til Friday, or I think we’ll have to hire a whole new batch of CongressCritters. This time with some serious interviews.
pcolli over 11 years ago
I dread to think what would have happened if I dared tell my parents to “shut up”!
el8 over 11 years ago
U.N.? Unaware Nations?
CasualObserver over 11 years ago
Silence is golden.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
next, we need a gtfo day.
edward thomas Premium Member over 11 years ago
The Senate was not set up like the House on purpose. Our founders knew that House members would be prone to represent the parochial interests of their district, while the Senate was to represent the entire state. Then again, Senators were APPOINTED, not elected, so we wouldn’t have had a choice, at least unless we were white, male property owners! Still think “original intent” is a good idea?
edward thomas Premium Member over 11 years ago
Is that the world news section of the Weekly World News? Next to the photo-shopped devil’s head in the latest disaster picture?
emptc12 over 11 years ago
What’s she going to be like when she starts … uh, never mind. It’s P.I.
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
Make me.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
piffle!
DavidGBA over 11 years ago
‘…’.
jack fairbanks over 11 years ago
what a good pa! how annoying for the child.
dabugger over 11 years ago
Wow, a shut-up day; and to think, congress convenes today. But that is absurd. Actually, this is the day all extroverts should just stop talking. Even for a few minutes would be a relief to the rest of us…..
jahoody over 11 years ago
whatever………………
DrJKnows over 11 years ago
“Yap-O-Matic”! That’s great. The ones that love to hear themselves talk. It should be shut up the yap o matics decade.
hippogriff over 11 years ago
Gorbag42: The Senate represents the states. The House represents the gerrymanderers. The President represents the Electoral College, which won’t even reveal their names. Only protestors represent the people, and only the armed mob segment of those can avoid going to jail for the crime of exercising the First Amendment rights of free communication. All political power flows from the barrel of a gun – Mao and the Nazi Revolutionary Army said so.
Mickey 13 over 11 years ago
“Go to the political section so you won’t look so out of place here.”
Thank you ever so much. I count on going through the “regular” funnies to lighten up and laugh and escape for a short bit…
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
‘Universal’ shut-up day is Friday. Be there.
Caddy57 over 11 years ago
This is classic Danae…if the world is not centered around her she will do her best to make sure no one is happy.
mredd3 over 11 years ago
What has happened to the mom?