Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 02, 2013

Buncha butt-heads.

Go Tigers….!

I think very soon it’s gonna be a big hit.

Looking for the concession stand.

That’s using your head.

Sounds like the old boxer. His trainer used to tell him: " Lead with your left not your head."

Kid, you have to make a concession to his spelling.

I thought he was carrying a knuckle sandwich.

how would you know if, say, michael vick was concussed?

Some of the people who engage in those epic pointless bouts of name-calling on the editorial cartoons on GoComics appear to have concussions (or worse….)

Don’t worry — the realisation will hit ’im in a minute.

Decades ago a researcher at the US Naval Academy noticed something curious about rams: They can butt heads all day with no apparent ill effect. He eventually realized it was because when rams butt heads, the impulse doesn’t go to their skulls, but to their shoulders and thence to their skeletons. This led to a design for a helmet and shoulder pad combo that would greatly reduce the incidence of concussion. Only problem was, it was virtually impossible for humans to use it because it basically immobilized the head; it was impossible to turn to the sides and see anything.

Ah Chris Pronger. I can only dream of what could have been with the Flyers if you didn’t suffer those devastating concussions.