Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 18, 2013

What happens when you ask him to hold the pickle?

When I get a hamburger that comes with cheese and/or pickles, I usually ask for them on the side. I like hamburgers, I like cheese, and I like pickles, but I don’t like eating them together. Yeah, kinda weird.

< insert toasted buns joke here >

That same guy applied to me for a job … he didn’t last very long!NOT dumb… just no experience in restaurants.

Anywhere you put it, it’s a waste of a perfectly good burger.

The cook was near-sided . . ☻

Getting the job well done is rare these days.

@Ron Gee, You do remember you have only one stomach?

Do you want French Fries with that?

Oui!

bmonk: At least the language holds. They originated in Belgium. In the 1920s in Paris, they were called frites americaine, now just frites.