Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 08, 2013
March 07, 2013
March 09, 2013
Transcript:
Man 1: Wives are hard to figure out. Too bad they don't have buttons like a remote. Man 2: Mine does. And I'm pretty good at pushing them. For instance, by saying "I'm going to the bar."
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J Short over 11 years ago
Experiment. One day try the phrase,“Honey, have you been losing weight.?”A few days later try,“Darling, your ass looks fat in that dress.”
comicnut4636 over 11 years ago
…And we have lift off!!!
BaconBoyCamper over 11 years ago
Hence the facial stubble on the guy on the right…
Jeff0811 over 11 years ago
Wives are actually pretty easy to figure out, just have to know how to decode their language. For example if she is working on a project, say painting a room of the house, and you ask if she needs help. The answers would be decoded as follows:
No, I don’t need help, go watch tv. Actually means, you can help me if you like.
You can help if you want, means, Yes, if you want your wife to be a happy camper you will pick up a paint roller and get to work.
If she says, Get off your a$$ and help out around the house for a change, it means you’re sleeping on the couch tonight buddy.