Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 09, 2013

That’ll be a riot.

Yeah…. somebody please invent one for certain not-to-be-named comics… (Any time I do name one, I hear shrieking from some crazed devotee.)

Oh wait…. this works on the audience.Makes them demand better comedy….Well, that won’t work on the strips I mean…. they’ve been incapable of comedy for years.

But I have a great name for a ray that would eliminate unfunny strips:Call it the “Go, Comics!” ray.

And if there were one to encourage some of the good strips…It could be called the “Go, Comics!” ray.

Wait……

dane cook, watch yer six.

Nazz…. now there’s a good example.

How much good would pleading from an audience do, in an attempt to make Dane Cook funny?

Like trying to melt Antarctica with a salt shaker.

Yeah yeah… if you like Dane Cook don’t tell me… just go enjoy my share … my pleasure.

I suppose there are some who don’t like Mr. Romano’s comedy, so would they want an anti-Ray ray?

I thought Everybody Loves Raymond!

What is Truth?What is Beauty?Who is Art?Where is Comedy?Whatever happened to Crazy Alice with the freckles on her knees?

Well you can call me Ray, or you could call me Jay, or you could call me Ray-Jay, or you could call me Jay-Ray, but you doesn’t hasta call me Johnson.

For concert crowds: The Anti-Rap RayFor political conventions: The Anti-Lie RayFor business conventions: The Anti-Trump RayFor education district meetings: The Anti-Gun RayFor little kids at family gatherings: The Anti-Auntie Ray

Funniest comment of the day in my opinion. Nice one.

Adam bomb?Yep

I think we need an anti-Will Ferrall ray more.

Anti the entire current cast of Saturday Night Live Ray, anybody?

It’s good to know that there’s someone who agrees that most movie comedies aren’t funny. That’s true of most TV sitcoms.

Nazz…. if you mean bear my babies…well, heck….why not.

I’m a little old for the process, myself…If you think you can do it, feel free.

Darn nice of you…. especially considering the discomfort, if, as I surmise, you’re male.

If you mean…. will I give you my existing babies…I (sniffle) have none.For me to keep, or to give.

@webfoot5Couldn’t agree more.

has my vote

what about a ray for the movies that are supposed to be horror movies, but are just blood, guts, and gore-fests? Any votes?