Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 13, 2013

Is that a bacon press, Gil?

Gil needs to sound a little more positive. How about “Let’s disrupt their rhythm by pressing to open the third quarter.”? “Maybe that’ll disrupt their rhythm” sounds like he’s grasping at straws.

Cue the peacock and let’s get this over with.

Pretty sparse crowd for the playdowns. The guy with the black skull t-shirt in P2 has the whole row to himself.

That’s some pig…

P1- Tribute to Mr. T, pig mohawk. Win or lose, I think Hambone’s fate is cooked, err sealed.

Does the rhythm method really work?

Maybe the pig is the spirit of a special supporter of the Hamilton basketball program. Through the eyes and snout it’s a dead ringer for my late Aunt Thelma.

oink oink

They should decide things by letting the pig and the peacock play a game of horse.

I think the boys from Hamilton are doing a little more than just “Pattin’ the Pig” “Slappin’ the Ham” “Rubbin’ the Hawg” or whatever they call it in Anytown, USA

P1- Rod must be taking a correspondence course to sharpen up his portfolio..looks like his audition for Famous Artists School

P2- using the size 5 ball from the CYO under 10 league again!

P3- there is that Mongolian transfer kid again, wearing Humphries jersey!

P1: Did pig have a Brazilian hair cut? Eddie Munster style? Billy Donovan look?

I’m with kdiz on this one. The peacock does a 4th quarter walk on to jump start the team on to victory. Or, the pig has peacock stew for dinner.

“Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?”

“Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charming motherf#$%in’ pig. I mean he’d have to be ten times more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I’m sayin’?”

P4: Kids – “Who the hell are you?” Thor P – “I’m your coach, Coach Thor P.” Kids – “First time we have ever seen you.”

Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

41 points in a high school game at the half? Wow, absolutely zero defense.

a Peacock and a Pig…anybody wanna rub my Donkey?

Now we have a jackass in the strip?