Pickles by Brian Crane for March 13, 2013

You should lift with your legs Earl and spareyour back.

There’s nothing sadder than the delusions of an old man.Just ask me !

Hunky’s taking out the junky.

Runs around topless all the time, too!

Brian Crane should have turned the mirror into one of those funhouse mirrors and he saw himself looking like Fabio.

Earl has a wry sense of humor, too often taken at face value. He suffers no delusions, I think.

beauty is in the eye of the beholder, or so they say. My husband will be 70 this year and I think he is hunky, maybe not in a 30’s kind of way but still looks good for a man of his age. SO, I agree with Earl.

Earl is such a stud!

It’s reassuring that I’m not the only one with that delusion.

Definitely! Hubba hubba!

She does look fatter he does.

You’re a dreamer Earl.

That’s what mirrors are for.

So do I. It just takes me all night, to do what I used to do, all night !

Amen, Earl!

xxx

Is this where hunk-dory comes from?

Hunky is as hunky does, Earl!

What are the chances that Earl will be laid up with a bad back tomorrow…

In your dreams fellow.