Ralph: This new automatic soap dispenser is already broken! I keep putting my hand underneath it, but nothing happens! What a stupid invention! I hate modern technology! Why won't any soap come out??!
June: That's the can opener.
OMG … think I will print this one out and put it on the refrigerator door to see if it reminds my husband of anyone he knows … like himself. Good one Kevin.
Same here, Gwen. Plus, heavy cans tend to fall off most electric can openers. A well built manual can opener is inexpensive, takes minimal effort to use, and usually lasts longer than the electric types.
Freckles4me over 11 years ago
OMG … think I will print this one out and put it on the refrigerator door to see if it reminds my husband of anyone he knows … like himself. Good one Kevin.
ellisaana Premium Member over 11 years ago
Pesky small appliances, they all start to look alike afterwhile.
WoodEye over 11 years ago
What kind of soap dispenser is this? I put my hand under it and blood comes out.
richardj over 11 years ago
That explains why there’s soap in the applesauce.
Thunderdog2 over 11 years ago
Same here, Gwen. Plus, heavy cans tend to fall off most electric can openers. A well built manual can opener is inexpensive, takes minimal effort to use, and usually lasts longer than the electric types.
Five boys over 11 years ago
I have tried many electric can openers, the best one is Hamilton beach. Heavy cans don’t drop, no sharp edges,never have to start over.
Jaythor over 1 year ago
Oh, Ralph….