Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 12, 2013

AHHHHH! The Survivalist Buddy System! I Like It! and Bucky’s Face in Panel 4? Priceless!

Being faster than Bucky won’t do Satchel any good. Muppets are like velociraptors, they hunt in packs. Sure you may oly see one muppet, but that’s the diversion. If you see one muppet it’s already too late the rest of the pack has you surrounded and is ready to strike from where you aren’t looking.

You don’t have to outrun the bear you just have to outrun your friend.

And from an old card:If you and a friend are attacked by a King Cheetah you have one chance, trip your friend.

Told once by a dive instructor, if you see a shark you don’t have to be the fastest swimmer on the boat, just don’t want to be the slowest.

I agree 100%. I’m just surprised no one else commented on that twist.

Race card! Haha!!

You can depend on the filthy Satchel always to take the low road.

I hope that Darby is on vacation. We all deserve a rest.Or perhaps he is experiencing burnout. Been there. Bummer.If he is ill, I wish him a speedy recovery. Take a break and rest up. We love what you do.

in a zombie apocalypse Satch would be the survivor. he got his strategy down pat. lead them to someone else you you can get away. now we need to teach him how to kill a zombie if he gets in a tight spot.

I’m tired of muppet talk. I want to go back to the food stealing rat!!

I love it when Bucky gets nailed.

He sees me as muppet-bait !

Satchel just listed one of the biggest idioms of a zombie appoculapse. If you are being chased by zombies, make sure you are with at least one person who is slower then you

Just put Velcro strips around the perimeter of your rooms. They’ll catch Muppets like fly paper!

Darby must be on vacation. I thought we were done with the Muppet series and were on the rat food-stealing series. Back to the rat, please!

I do bellieve that Mr. Conley has torn a page from Stephan P’s playbook…