Pickles by Brian Crane for March 22, 2013

Sounds like Earl has forgotten more than he learned…

hey, Nihilist. it happens. I know.

And it only took him four days to type it too.

Half a page is my limit.

I tried that once. I got about 4 pages and then I realised it wasn’t a memoir of what actually happened, just a bunch of musings. But at least I didn’t start a blog on the strength of it. The world isn’t panting to know my inmost thoughts, that’s for sure.

I expected it to be shorter.

Now put it in an envelope and send it to ‘Pluggers’.

Double

spaced.

I’m afraid my memoirs would make something like “Running with Scissors” seem all sweet and flowery in comparison. Some sewers are best left buried.

Earl must have wrote it in short hand…

He just wrote down the really important stuff, that’s all.

Actually, i don’t think Earl is that efficient. Like Llewellenbruce said, it took him about 4 days to type!

@pschearer;

Being from the flyover area of our country, I’d always heard about ‘Boston scrod’ …One time I lit there and asked the cabbie where I could get scrod. He said ‘sailor, I’ve been asked about a lot of things in my life, but this is the first time I’ve been asked about it in the past pluperfect tense!"

that’s nothing….my wife and her mother can write encyclopedias…..they seem to know it all……….

I’m impressed, Earl!

LOL xxx