The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 23, 2013

Oh this wont end well

You’ll be sooooryyy!

As Sheldon lamented, how hard can it be to remember to not get them wet and don’t feed them after midnight?

Isn’t it a bit bright in there? That drip’s about to hit the fan. (Gizmo caca!)

It shouldn’t take gym at all — or at least, just stretching exercises. Or don’t gremlins sweat?

he’ll never be dry in time for biology!

I’ve often wondered: do gremlins adhere to daylight savings?

And never feed a Gremlin after midnight!

Goodness, I was feeling old becuase I understood this strip exactly and thought it was wonderful – then read the comments and discovered I was amongst kin! Do youngsters not read cartoons anymore?!

whichever

Kids don’t shower in gym class anymore; they just lay on the deodorant and run to the next class. I subbed in numerous middle school and high school gym classes in a two-year period. Not once was a shower ever cracked open. In fact, most showers were used for storage. A far cry from my days in junior and senior high.

Our gym teachers never showered after each class, so why should we?

Feed after midnight..

Please excuse Gizmo from eating lunch at night school.