Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 28, 2013
Transcript:
NATE: Heh heh! That movie looks good! *grumble* NATE: Nut of course it's rated R! Being eleven stinks. I wish I was older. GRAMPS: Yup. When you're older you can go to any movie you want. You can do anything! Cook your own meals, do your own laundry...anything! Even better: You don't have to go to school for 30 hours every week! You get yourself a job and work 60 hours! And after you get fired five months before your pension kicks in, you can start a whole new exciting career at 62! Why retire? You can keep working until you have a near-fatal heart attack! Oop. That reminds me. I need to take my pills. TV: Sunny day sweepin the clouds away...
BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:) over 11 years ago
Nate is alot more happy now
mdcdjg2008 over 11 years ago
Ah…perspective can change everything.
fresco b milne over 11 years ago
haha this is a great strip what movie is that soung nates listening to
hariseldon59 over 11 years ago
That’s the theme from Sesame Street.
Mr Nobody over 11 years ago
What a drag it is getting old.
x_Tech over 11 years ago
YOYOYou’re Only Young Once
TripleT over 11 years ago
Pshh,who watches Sesame Street?switches channel to DoraDora:Say map!Me:map.Dora:Louder!Me:censored map!
orbenjawell Premium Member over 11 years ago
1) THAT reality check hit home in a flash!!
orbenjawell Premium Member over 11 years ago
2)Re: Frontispiece, today’s strip (e.i., Nate’s drawing on looseleaf paper that opens each sunday strip):At adulthood, won’t Nate, not unlike his dad, also be bald??
orbenjawell Premium Member over 11 years ago
3) Oh!! Not to worry, God-willin’, he remains “forever young!”Whoo-WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Marvelmoan1114 over 11 years ago
He has been 12 since 1991. Hes really not getting older.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
youth is wasted on the young…
lukastt over 11 years ago
He’s 11? Dang.
brocktheboss1213 over 11 years ago
Nate will probably be a cartoonist and not have to work 60 hours a week
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Sorry you had to hear that Nate.
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
Male pattern baldness is passed down through the mother.
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
Good old Gramps for a reality check. Yup, you don’t have to go to school 30 hours a week. When you are an adult, you can work 60 hours a week, especially if you have no education. Or, better yet, work TWO jobs.
billdi Premium Member over 11 years ago
wow — never expected to read the story of my life in 10 panels today…
cbrsarah over 11 years ago
@coraryanThat’s what my dad use to say. He had arthritis and Parkinson’s.
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
The Itis family has moved in with me. Art, Burse and Tendon. They are a real pain.
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
You tell ’em Grandpa, you tell ’em.
bignatesgirl over 11 years ago
Mr. Lincoln Peirce, how did you come up with Nate, Francis and Teddy’s NAME?Sorry if this is a stupid question. I’ve been told I don’t have common sense.@bignate
bignatesgirl over 11 years ago
That’s the theme song of “Sesame Street”. Guess Nate doesn’t want to grow up anymore.
peanutsaddicted over 11 years ago
Haha! Me too Nate me too.Actually this comic strip made me relize that i shouldent want to get older! :)
cosmiczswag27 over 11 years ago
why is nate watching elmo
stncrst over 11 years ago
tell it like it is….that’s what Grandpa’s are there for!
Dark ages over 11 years ago
I wish I was older to Nate!:-(
mino8 over 11 years ago
I’m a year younger than nate
THE #1 COOL KID! over 8 years ago
#sesame sti hate that thing!!!!!
southwoodpark56 over 7 years ago
lol gramps is funny
Boosted (Heavy main in TF2) over 7 years ago
Man I’m gonna hate being older!
SirBaconBear almost 7 years ago
A little bit extra info there.
MateRight about 6 years ago
Thats strange, it says that in the US the average work is actually 33 hours, but i think its just a matter of perspective
Comic Man X almost 5 years ago
Nate will never grow up because he is a cartoon character
ComicFan4Life almost 5 years ago
Enjoy it while it lasts kids.
KingDisneyBignateCalvinanddhobbesRobloxMinecraft 2 over 4 years ago
Ok Nate watch something more your age, like Gaming videos or Spongebob
Sheperdspie over 4 years ago
Imagine not being able to watch r rated movies at 11
Arcery about 4 years ago
Yes, very true, although I will admit, a bit of an exaggeration
Slayer almost 4 years ago
It took me 5 years to realize that Nate was watching Sesame Street
VihaanDas almost 4 years ago
normal → slightly negative → salty → sarcastic
Madi over 3 years ago
Now I’m depressed :(
Over-Confident Nate (Comic Reviewer) over 3 years ago
this is the first comic in big Nate: What’s a good old fashioned weggie.
MarshyHawks over 3 years ago
Nate’s watching sesame street?
amatulic over 3 years ago
My son (Nate’s age) asked me “Why do I have to go to school?” I answered “so you can get a good job and work every day for the rest of your life until you’re too old to enjoy life.” He didn’t really like that answer.
ataylorwolfe333 over 2 years ago
Me: 10 I wanna be older to watch scary movies, eat junk food, get new fancy toys every day, and go to bed at 2!
Me now: Working 6-9 hour shifts / double shifts 4-5 days a week as a struggling med student with a deteriorating heart condition and chronic insomnia, I eat whatever junk I can get my hand onto just to get through the day where I have but few lossy hours to do whatever I want after a long day’s work before bed at 1:30 if I’m lucky to even get 6 hours.
But no, my ten-year-old self is happy! I got all the crap I wanted and it’s killing me. Literally!
Nate Wright! over 2 years ago
He went overboard