Luann Againn by Greg Evans for September 29, 2017

And a genetic predisposition.

no teenage girl does that

The only thing that improved mine was having babies. They are so not ready for that!

Back in the stone age (mid-60s) we all did this on the school bus! But it went like this: “We MUST, we MUST, we MUST improve the BUST! The bigger the better the tighter the sweater, the boys depend on US!”

My breasts grew naturally

And Gunther is at his place saying “Hickory dickory dock”

Until the good old menopause fairy “blesses” you with double D’s. And you realize you should have been careful what you wished for…

This chant reached so many girls when Judy Blume included it in her most popular book, “Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret.”

Fitting strip for the death of Hugh Hefner !!

You are better off not to have huge ones since they are HEAVY. When I was 13 and in the same boat with Luann and Bernice my brother married a girl who was double D. She mocked me for my lack of a bust (I was only 13!) and at first I was jealous. Until later when she’d had a baby and gained weight and needed bust reduction. I realized those things are heavy. I read some articles by big busted women who couldn’t get a man to look them in the eyes. I realized I was blessed to not have so much.

I prefer little ones, as long as they are plum and don´t sag.