Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for May 30, 2013

Its amazing how many hot women T-zan encounters so regularly. Its like Africa is full of gorgeous, yet bizarre and mentally disturbed females of European descent.

I need to go on a fact-finding mission and get to the bottom of this. Maybe the top, too.

So, instead of taking her into the fort, equipped for tourists, he starts a long journey through the desert.

@olddog1 it looks like he is returning to Fort Mombique. Those xFFL troops will get a close look at her fantastic rack.

A bunch of lonely guys + scantily dressed hot babe=mischief.

Tarzan, barefoot on that hot sand? My hero!

Well, I’m guessing she ends up falling in love with the Fort Commander, they will marry and live out their lives there catering to the tourist trade.

The queen of DeNial?

I wonder how long it has been since those Frenchmen at the fort have been around a woman, especially a Queen"?Now this could go two ways: first she is a movie star in a film being made nearby and lost control of those runaway chariot horses……or, “Queenie” is really RuPaul in drag hoping to be savaged by the legionnaires! :)> StoryHeatingUpAGowa!!

Or, did Lindsay Lohan/Amanda Bynes break out of rehab, put on a Liz Taylor disguise, steal that chariot, and get lost trying to get to Nairobi? You KNOW what goes on in Nairobi by now…don’tcha? :)> FunsAComingAGowa!!

Brain just fine….imagination running amok with these “developments” keeping T-zan away from Jane for a few more weeks! :)> KeepRunningUpThoseChargesJaneAGowa!!And it’s “UMGOWA”! LOL

I know how she feels – I can no longer do any desert traveling as I also keep fainting from shock and exposure as soon as my horses start running. Darn deserts!