The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 26, 2013

Crunchy outside, soft in the middle, and a bonus toothpick!

Roasted knight kabobs Talon licking good tastes like chicken

A hard day’s knight.

Surely…thou joust…

Mmmmm…canned Crusader…drool.

a knight of serf and turf

Man in a can.

Crusader cuisine… from Puff’s “Paladins and Pastries.”1: Sear until screaming stops.2: Open container and enjoy.

yeah, the fire and boulders just gave me gas

Actually, that shield shows the cross of St. George, who distinguished himself by killing some dragon or other, but I can’t think of a word-play as good as yours with that name. “The dragons georged themselves on him.”? Nowhere near your standard.

I thought the comic was really funny and that the comments couldn’t top that. But – as usual, the comments are really, really funny. Thanks for the laughs!

What should we have for a mid knight snack?

ah, what better way than a knight’s lance to remove shredded bits of Sir Lancelot’s masticated flesh from dragon’s teeth?

Makes up for them being harder to peel.

Somebody sent him the “Knights of the Realm Sampler Box”.

Like pistacios, Once you crack the shell, oh so tastey!

So THAT’S what happened to the Knights Templar!! ;|