Close to Home by John McPherson for March 30, 2013

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    TheVernalPool  over 11 years ago

    High school, 3 condom pack, one for Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday night. College, 6 condom pack, 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, 2 for Sunday night. Married couples, 12 condom pack, January, February, March, etc….

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    BarBaraPrz  over 11 years ago

    I was thinking he was in his pajamas…

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    jack fairbanks  over 11 years ago

    learned from (you) the best!

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    Poollady  over 11 years ago

    and any other chores, Martha comes up with over the next 50 years?

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    hippogriff  over 11 years ago

    BarBaraPrz: Another reason concerned clergy counsel first – at least it sets a date when all participants are ready. Even in costume, midnight elopements ultimately lead to divorce in a high percentage of cases.

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    lcdrlar  over 11 years ago

    Say yes, then forget about it. They seem to forget their vows within 24 hours.

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    hippogriff  over 11 years ago

    icdriar: We didn’t. We worked too hard on memorizing them. All that “repeat after me” sounds too much like a shotgun is involved. (Besides, I already had that course in seminary and could do the whole works from memory, my wife had to work at it.)

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