You know they make these long poles with grabbers on the end. They’re meant for changing outdoor lights that are outside the reach of a normal ladder. They’d probably work well with a bag too.
Get a shotgun and use shells made with table salt and rock salt, then shoot the sack. It will either blow it off, of shred it(and it will eventually blow away).
Some unknown person(s) created an issue that bothers Opal. And, even though it doesn’t directly bother him, that somehow makes it Earl’s problem. Ahh, marriage – it isn’t a word; it’s a sentence.
When I first started dating my wife she asked me to trim a couple of branches from a tree in her yard. And so she got out a ladder and said, ‘So you can get up there’. It never occurred to her that ‘real men’ climb trees without a ladder!
Llewellenbruce almost 12 years ago
Make Opal climb up the tree and get it Earl.
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
get a ladder, Earl you doofus
oranaiche almost 12 years ago
Forbid Nelson to get it. That should do the trick.
orinoco womble almost 12 years ago
And if you bury them in a landfill they last for a hundred years.
homer911 almost 12 years ago
burn it off..
juicebruce almost 12 years ago
Wait another week or two and the leaves will block the view of the bag.
Plods with ...™ almost 12 years ago
Chainsaw’s in the shop.
ewalnut almost 12 years ago
You know they make these long poles with grabbers on the end. They’re meant for changing outdoor lights that are outside the reach of a normal ladder. They’d probably work well with a bag too.
ossiningaling almost 12 years ago
Unless he’s going to chop up Opal.
Bill Chapman almost 12 years ago
Get a shotgun and use shells made with table salt and rock salt, then shoot the sack. It will either blow it off, of shred it(and it will eventually blow away).
thirdguy almost 12 years ago
You cannot be critical of someones solution, if you aren’t more specific.
jtviper7 almost 12 years ago
Just leave it there. Tomorrow the winds will be 50 mph. said Fox weather… Of course Fox channel lies a lot…
cvdemers almost 12 years ago
Some unknown person(s) created an issue that bothers Opal. And, even though it doesn’t directly bother him, that somehow makes it Earl’s problem. Ahh, marriage – it isn’t a word; it’s a sentence.
poppy1313 almost 12 years ago
maybe the snow will bring it down
coolhand000 almost 12 years ago
Old Earl has the simplist solution . . .No tree, no more plastic bags to worry about . .
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
When I first started dating my wife she asked me to trim a couple of branches from a tree in her yard. And so she got out a ladder and said, ‘So you can get up there’. It never occurred to her that ‘real men’ climb trees without a ladder!
James Stehle Premium Member almost 12 years ago
earl needs one of these http://bagsnaggers.com/
Number Three almost 12 years ago
Oh Earl… LOL.
I see plastic bags stuck on tree branches all the time.
One of them just FLEW past me and gave me the shock of my life.
LOL xxx
hippogriff almost 12 years ago
It shreds, but it doesn’t decompose – except maybe after it is submerged into the magma due to tectonic shifting.