Laptops in Oz have springs, based on the same technology used to build Tik-Tok’s brain. Instead of charging batteries, you use a key to wind the springs. A disadvantage is that laptops are as artificially intelligent as Tik-Tok, so if you don’t keep the morality springs wound, they can go on murderous rampages. As far as laptops without limbs can rampage.
The Hammer Premium Member over 11 years ago
I didn’t know laptops had springs! Is there an app for that?
Simon_Jester over 11 years ago
For once Horace has his priorites straight
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
Laptops in Oz have springs, based on the same technology used to build Tik-Tok’s brain. Instead of charging batteries, you use a key to wind the springs. A disadvantage is that laptops are as artificially intelligent as Tik-Tok, so if you don’t keep the morality springs wound, they can go on murderous rampages. As far as laptops without limbs can rampage.
kendallclark1973 over 11 years ago
C’mon, Horace… drag all that trash to the recycle bin.
InTraining Premium Member over 11 years ago
Horace finally has a plan worth emulating …. ! ! !
DavidGBA over 11 years ago
FIrst backup!
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Remember to save all your porn in a flash drive, Horace; don’t just have a folder marked “Guy stuff” for a curious Melody to discover.
danketaz Premium Member over 11 years ago
Just sweep the mess behind a post-it note.