Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 03, 2013

His job’s on the chopping block, but he should stay positive… maybe he’ll make more gravy with his next job.

He got the chop and lost his head while losing his job. Should have just played chicken, so the yolks on him.

So that means “Use the blunt side of the axe.”

at least let me have a few minutes alone with the omelette before i cross that road in the sky. hey, did i tell you i’ve got an inside scoop on the sky?

must be chicken

And he makes them call him “boss”, shame on you.

Now, let’s not lose our heads.

Please keep me abreast of the situation, ok.

axe and u shall recieve

I saw my grandmother do this for real when I was a boy on her farm in the fifties.

The body ran around squirting blood for a few moments before it collapsed and I couldn’t eat chicken for years.

Saw much worse later on.

The old Sarge

Put he AX DOWN!!!! No chopping off heads PLEASE!!!!!!