Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 25, 2013

If you want to pull him out of the car and kick the krap out of him, I’ll turn my camera off.

Officer, would you hold my beer while I search for my ID & registration?

Flower faces!

Asked and answered.

I always dreamed of going 150!!!!

Face in the cop’s shoulder patch.

Must be in Montana.

if he kills 50 people will they take our cars away?

Nothing like trying to go faster than a speeding bullet.

If he can go that fast, how did he get caught? Most interceptors don’t go that fast, and don’t need to – they’ve got radios.

Only if the driver’s a Canadian – and I doubt it.

Our car’s speedometer says it can go 140 mph……………….never took it over 85

See, that’s why I hate driving in the States. The speed limit is far too low. :-D

Car companies set the speedometer at a rate higher then the car can actually go as a sales tactic. Most cars engines could not reach the upper end of what their speedometer reads.