The Buckets by Greg Cravens for April 27, 2013

He forgot to ask about the insurance agents who can instantly transport themselves and their policy holders in the blink of an eye ….

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Somebody’s forgetting the Beagle (Snoopy).

I do enjoy those Mayhem commercials.

Yeah I love the mayhem commercials, I have the silly lady insurance.

I have the boring, no-sense-of-humor insurance. Remember when all insurance commercials were boring? Now they’re the most entertaining ads on TV.

He forgot the one where you get whatever you want by singing for your agent

I was turned down by all the major insurance companies but then I found Vinnie Baddabing’s “You Bet Your Life Casualty and Loan Discorporation”: immediate financial flexibility and investment opportunities backed by personalized policies for hole and terminal life; fire, theft and bodily harm options; guaranteed hospitalization…acts of godfather not covered.

Got it Eddie.

Brilliant!

Try USAA if you are a vet or a member of a vet’s family.

They have done great for me after 40 years of the gecko.

The roadside service when I have needed it has been terrific. Claims service better than anyone else I have used.

USAA has been rated number one by the Insurance Institute of America and other reliable sources.

Check them out.

The old Sarge (not a paid or unpaid spokesperson for USAA)

What’s the piles of white stuff on a … wooden desk? Is that what that thing is?