Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 08, 2013

Is his wife named April? Mmmmm…Showers……Hot warm snugly slippery showers…

Oy….

Well, I always thought the Mayflower landed in November….

But there were several other ships named “the Mayflower,” so this might not be that one…Or…. if this is “our” Pilgrim forebears at the door, (not mine biologically, to be sure)out of place and out of time….they were probably brought here by the Mayflower Moving Company.

“say”, not “sayest”. The “est” goeth only with “thou” not “they”. Where did Mr. Thomson learn his grammar? (Probably from his grandpa.)

jreckard, thank you from a lover of language…..as my eyes roll sideways….No, but seriously, where did you learn of this stuff?

SMH…

Back to new 2013 Dan Thompson signed new strips after a week of 2009 Guy/Rodd reruns.

Not to be Puritanical or anything, but it IS kind of rude to barge into a complete stranger’s bathroom right off the boat………

Remember that was Mayflower Moving and Shipping. This was one of the groups that did shipping…with SHIPS, no less!!!

I’m surprised Pastis didn’t think of this!

must be a men’s shower/locker room. the women’s shower/locker room is an ecological chemical disaster zone. don’t know why women’s bathroom/shower/locker room is such a disaster. plumbing clogged with hair, product, etc…bodily fluids all over, even on the ceiling.

we heard plymouth rocks, but i see from your, er, temperature gauge, that you probably prefer something in a dreidel song