The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 01, 1997

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I bought a great self-help book. It taught me that just because I was born a loser...doesn't mean I have to stay a loser. I can learn from my mistakes, I can change my ways, I can....- Brutus *Brutus falls in hole You can probably get your money back if you saved your receipt.- friend